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Heavier and better made than expected
I was braced for a hollow plastic thing and it is genuinely solid — there is real weight to it and the tape has proper texture, you can feel the weave with a thumbnail. Went up with three sticky strips on the landing wall and has not moved in four months. The shadow it throws is a big part of why it looks right.
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★★★★★
Two guests tried to take it down and eat it
Best twenty seconds of every dinner party since. Love it
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★★★★★
Bring your own sticky pads
Once up it is completely level because the back of the tape is flat and wide. Mine has a great freckle pattern much better then I thought, love it.
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Frequently asked questions
How does it actually stay on the wall?
On adhesive mounting strips, which you supply. The reverse of the moulded tape strip is flat and unpainted and gives you roughly 22 cm of straight bearing surface, so two or three good-quality strips — the removable picture-hanging kind rated for a kilo or more — hold it dead level. Clean and dry the wall first, press for the full time the pack states, then leave it an hour before letting go. There is no keyhole slot, bracket or drilling involved.
Are the fixings included?
No, and we would rather say so before you order than have you open the box and find out. It ships as the sculpture only. Any removable adhesive wall strip rated for a kilo will do the job — they cost very little and most people already have a pack in a drawer. If your wall is bare plaster, textured masonry or freshly painted, adhesive will not grip well; give new paint a fortnight to cure first.
How big is it?
About 22 cm across the tape strip and 18 cm tall — roughly the size of a real banana, which is the whole point. It weighs around 600 g and stands about 4 cm proud of the wall. Being straight with you: the maker publishes no dimension drawing for this piece, so those figures are derived from the 25 × 25 × 15 cm shipping carton. Treat them as close rather than exact to the millimetre.
Is the tape real tape?
No — and that is better. It is moulded as part of the same casting as the banana, with cut ends, creases and a woven scrim texture pressed into the resin, then painted a dull aluminium. Real tape would yellow, curl at the edges and lose its grip within a year. This version looks like tape from a metre away and behaves like a solid object forever.
Will mine look exactly like the photographs?
The shape, size and colourway will. The freckling will not. It is hand-painted, so the placement of the brown speckles, the exact depth of yellow and the amount of green at the stem shift a little from piece to piece — that variation is why it reads as fruit rather than as a printed prop. Our photographs are styled shots, so judge the scale from the measurements rather than from the room settings.
Can it go in a kitchen or a bathroom?
Yes to both, with a little sense. Resin does not mind humidity, but keep it back from the hob's steam plume and out of a shower's direct spray, because standing moisture at the join between fruit and tape is where lacquer lifts first. Also keep it out of long direct sunlight — yellow pigment is the first to fade, and a south-facing window will pale it over a few summers.
